Barry Beer & the Beer Buddies
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Join the adventures of the Beer Buddies as they have fun, drink alcohol & get into a lot of alcohol fuelled trouble along the way. A parody series for adults ONLY... the Beer Buddies & Barry Beer are for anyone who likes a drink. And always remember - DRINK RESPONSIBLY!
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BARRY BEER... he needs to get somewhere, but he's empty! Can his friends help him get full again? What could go wrong?
WENDY WINE... she has to find out what sort of wine she is, but how? Can her friends help her find her roots on a wine tasting trip? What could go wrong?
JERRY GIN... who is the hardest alcohol around? Jerry & his mates intend to find out!
MARTIN MARTINI... as Secret Agent 0069, MARVIN has to help save the world, but look awesome doing it!
CINDY CIDER... Cindy is organising a huge family gathering... but oh no! She forgot to order the alcohol!
SUPERBEER... Join Barry as he becomes SuperBeer to help save his love - Lois-Lime-&-Bitters! But look out - Lex Lightbeer is out to take over the world!
MIKE MEAD... join Mike as he adventures across the land with his band of heroes to stop the evil Beer-Dragon!
PETER PORT... There's been a murder in Alcohol-City & only the cunning of Peter Port can unearth the killer!
SHERIFF WHISKEY... in the old west there's only one drink tough enough to keep the peace - Sheriff Whiskey! But what will he do when his girl is drink-napped & tied to the rail road tracks?
BEERIO & CHAMPAGNETTE... it's a tale as old as time - beer & champagne should never mix! But these 2 lovebirds can't be stopped! An alcoholic variation on Shakespeare's great tale.
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DRINKS... Barry needs a holiday - so he is off around the world! Meet all the drinks he meets & enjoy making them at home!
COCKTAIL TIME MACHINE... Harry Highball & the Cocktail Mates are having a huge party, but an accident sees them lost in time! & YOU get the info &/or recipes for every are of alcohol!
DISTILLERY OF HORROR: CURSE OF THE HANGOVER... when a Mad Scientist accidentally creates a 50 Foot Yard Glass Monster out of his Igor - all the Jaeger-Bomb monsters must try to stop him!
BEER WARS: A BREW HOPE (a.k.a DR. BOOZE)... when Barry & co accidentally wind up in the future in a galaxy far far away, they will need some time travelling help - Dr. Booze to the rescue... all 13 of him!
DUNGEONS & DAQUIRIS... BREWERY OF CTHULHU... a full choose your own adventure... can you defeat the beast?
ALCOHOL COMICS: PUBS FINEST... You are SuperBeer in this full choose your own adventure... can you save the day?
IPA JONES: Raiders of the Lost Cask... ... You are IPA Jones in this full choose your own adventure... can you save the day?
BARRY BEER LAST CALL: THE ALCOHOCALYPSE... it's the end of days as Barry & thier whole world enter "The Sobering"... but who started it & how will they stop it? Who can they call?
SPECIAL EDITION: THE VERY HUNGOVER CATERPILLAR... join us in this loving nod to a childrens classic... he swore he would never drink again... but on Monday the caterpillar got thirsty...
SPECIAL EDITION: CRISIS IN INFINITE PUBS (a.k.a INFINITY GOBLET)... All the super heroes of everywhere have to band together to save the universe... what can go wrong?
SPECIAL EDITION: BARRY BEER - ALL THE COVERS... This book collects together all the covers plus some bonus mini-posters of some super hero alcoholic drinks...
LORD OF THE DRINKS: A blatant parody/ rip-off of the Lord of the Rings - but in Barry Beer's world!
DRINKING GAMES
DUNGEONS & DAIQUIRIS, 2nd Edition... a card based drinking game with the old D&D feel. Simple to play, great fun to be had. Grab the book with cards to cut out inside, but we also have the full deck available online:
CRANKO!... a card based drinking game with a poker/ monopoly feel. Simple to play, great fun to be had. There are 2 versions of the book - there is the full version with all rules & cards to cut out & use... & the Lite version with all the rules & only SOME of the cut outs - they can be downloaded to print for home use. We also have the full deck available online:
BARRY BEER'S UNOFFICIAL MONOPOLY & UNO EXPANSIONS... After scouring the internet for the best expansions to both Monopoly & Uno we present here FOR FREE! To the left is the full version with all rules & cards to cut out & use... to the right are thumbnails for the rules for Drunk Monopoly & Drunk Uno they are included in the book. NOTE: We are in no way affiliated with the makers of these games which is why the book is FREE - these rules can all be found on the internet via Google.
SPECIAL EDITION: BARRY BEER - INTERNATIONAL DRINKING GAMES OMNIBUS - over 170 different drinking games from all over the planet (& if we have missed anything - please let us know to include in future updates) as well as 2 exclusive drinking games found no-where else. Chock full of playable information & almost without anything extra required. If it is - we have included print outs! So pour me a glass, hunker down & enjoy the games!
BARRY BEER LGBTQ+ COCKTAIL RECIPES... A FREE collection of recipes based on the LGBTQ+ community (click the book image to bag it), also includes a link out to Printer Studio for the "Tops Trumps" style card game for you to quickly pitch your cards against others to versus alcohol content & more!
The Barry Beer & the Beer Buddies characters & logo are Copyright 1994 Tony Rocha Newton & GHOTI Inc – no parts may be reproduced without the express permission of the author/ artist.
Contact: tnewton6969@gmail.com
Website: http://tonynewton70.wix.com/home
This is a work of fiction and parody. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are in no way associated with the Mr. Men franchise, nor are the stories and should be viewed as parody & fair use.
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